As Random As It Can Be

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......boooommm... baaadada badaaaaaa badaaaaaaaaaaaaam........


I wanna get abducted by aliens...

I seriously want to.. Dunno why but I think I would be the best test material for them to understand the human species!!

1) Its fascinating enough for them to get a homo-sapien who actually wants to be abducted and is already ready to be tested and all that!!

2) I would totally understand even if they are mute. ( I think I'll!!) isn't it weird that I believe that I'll understand them?

3) I can be a nice company!! hahaha.. I mean I can send them nice songs through bluetooth!! also I can tell them all the gossip, can introduce them to nice hot girl (provided they are straight that is!!)

4) I would be the most interesting piece for them to get astonished as I can totally display all that they don't require to see in a homo-sapien!! Will fart the most poisonous fart in the history of mankind!! (heheh am so evil!!), I'll take them to shopping, will make them do all my college assignment, will tell them to fight with all the bitches in the college!!

5) I know am AWESOME and I would be able to establish a wonderful symbiotic relationship with them.. Let me tell you why.. 1st obviously because am awesome (i just can't stop 'self-praising'!) then 2nd because not only I would sneak in their technological secrets and I would give them tasty food in return!!

Ain't I smart....


now all I want is some aliens!!!  


P.s.- the most important thing, I think which I should have mentioned before, I need very friendly (read over-friendly) Aliens, who'll treat me like their Queen!! not like those scary War of the World types!!


hey tell me was I being abducted by the aliens or was it other way round?

-- Dipannita Saha

uff its been ages I last wrote even a line in my blog... dude its like a writer

first of all what's the damn spelling? diarrhea or diahorrea? searched wiki, gives both as an option!! how silly!!
yea anyways whatever!!

I have a fan in my bathroom!! Now don't give me that look, seriously I do!! its so useful, specially in the summers of delhi, sweating yourself in the bathroom I guess won't be anybody's choice!!!

And specially when you, like me, have a weird stomach situation; gets upset on its own!! I guess it has a mind of his own, and as we know with mind comes erratic mood swings and behavior (yes am talking about myself and my stomach both!!) so anyways back to my Tummy, either its constipated or is in loose motion mode!!! weird I tell you that it just cant be a normal stomach, so both of these conditions require frequent visits to the bathroom and spending long hours in there, thats when the fan in my bathroom comes handy!! Its such a respite, even when showering you can have the leisure of cool breeze around, sort of having a bath in a tropical rainforest under the waterfall and its windy!!! :)

so yea a word of advice to you guys get a fan in your bathroom!!
hey hey before concluding this, a weird thought stuck me, If somebody isnt looking too good or something like that we use the phrase- "He/She is looking so constipated" so why don't we use a phrase like- "He/She is so Diahorreated" LMAO!!
think about it!!

Adiose

-- Dipannita Saha

I seldom surprise myself, and surely today is one of those days. I have finally after all the- "No I won't have a blog ever" or "how do people actually care to manage one" phase I decided to write one on my own blog. Though am sure it wont be much nice and classy and all that whatever people expect or dont expect to be.... Its gonna be as random as it can be, starting from routine to any movie I saw or a book I read or a cute guy I checked (which really happens rare as my locality sure has dearth of cute people), but am sure gonna write. So here I go then..

Funny as it would seem it took me like what 2 hours to figure out what all and how all I can bring changes, make it various changes in blog.. Great, so I am finally here, sitting here writting a blog about my first day here...
Finally proved myself I can be more than just a lazy bum dozing all day doing nothing!!

not exactly nothing by the way, I have taken the kitchen under my wings, I have been making good healthy tasty breakfast, lunch and dinner for all from past 2 days (this is what boredom can do to you, you actually start doing things!!) despite of the fact that am not doing the dishes and cleaning the kitchen!!

I did learn one thing in these days of being home- "Despite of the fact that I shouldn't stay HOME!! Makes me dull. But this heat, oh my god, bring on the vegetables, I would rather cut them while leisurely sitting on my sofa while the AC's on full blast than going out in the sun; and getting tanned, NO WAY!!"

Now I have this blog now and as I have sweat so much (not literally) to modify it, write it and to stop my mind from wondering, I think my off-time( which is almost all of the hours am awake) won't go vain after all...

Best of luck to me!!! I should better go and celebrate this great victory over laziness over a chilled glass of Limca!!
ADIOSE!!

-- Dipannita Saha