Ra.One or Two. Who cares? I don't!!!

What is Ra.One (or two or three or whatever)? According to Khan, "Ra.One" means "Random Access - Version 1.0". (blah, blah and more blah).
 It is the latest movie starring Sharukh Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Arjun Ram Pal, Shahana Goswami and Tom Wu. It is supposed to be one mega-movie, I know why it wouldn't be Sharukh Khan is in it, according to his fans he can make even a Idiotic Low Grade movie a blockbuster (well thats what the audience and the makers of this 'sci-fi supposedly super-awesome' movie hope!!) (Ya Right)


But you know what My question is?



Whats wrong with Bollywood? seriously I mean WHAT IS WRONG?
What is this sudden fixation with the word Rawan? Whats the sudden obsession to make movies or rather I should say moolah from low grade sci-fi (which they think are sci-fi but are totally just wastage)?


There have been so many lately some were good though but the others BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
am talking about the contemporary ones.. 
There was -
1) Koi Mill Gaya ; despite of being a poor copy of ET, it was nice in its own way. Superb acting by Hritik, wonderful direction and music score, nice action, all and all a nice package.. I enjoyed it!! everybody did...
2) Alag ; anybody remember this movie? gosh I do, I mean I think I do.. all that comes in my mind whenever I think about this movie is what was the director thinking? I guess there was Diya Mirza in it (now what was she thinking?) and a guy (don't remember and I don't even care to look him up on google to find who he was, WHY HE WAS!!)
3) Krishh ; sequel to Koi mill gya, couldn't do much on the box office except for the fact that Hritik was there as the son of the Koi Mill gya Hritik (typical bollywood ishtyle to make the son look exact copy of the father, father he never met!!)
4) Love Story 2050; Man!! this movie sucked, it sucked so much that I dozed off within 20 minutes of the start of it.. Harman Baweja (WHAT WAS HE THINKING? THAT HE CAN ACT?)
5) Alladin; Jaquelin Fernandes (who is she? *scratches head* oh yea the Srilankan beauty or something), Ritesh Deshmukh (do me a favour, STOP ACTING) and Amitabh Bachhan .. Oh yea and Sanjay Dutt I guess.. I have no words for this movie just *gag*...
6) Jaane Kaha Se Aayi Hai ; Ye Movie kyu banayi hai? this is what I kept asking myself!! again *gag*
7) Robot; *faints while thinking about this movie* man!! I mean WHAT??? And the SONGS? are they really songs or jokes? Yes I am well aware its 'the RajniKant' !! but still give me a BREAK!!!


I know I have missed out on many such blunders, I intended to, It was a torture remembering some of these bullshits!!!


And now this Ra.One.. I mean common haven't we seen enough of sci-fi bullshit? Just because Koi Mill Gya was such a sucess that doesnt mean we can pass any bull shit for a movie.. Koi Mill Gya was some class man!!
But yes All I hope now is that Film makers do wake up and start making some nice movies..
Advice- PLEASE STOP TRYING YOUR HAND AT SCI-FI!!


( *to myself* I wish none of my friends take me to watch this shit)
Adiose!!!
-- Dipannita Saha

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

i suggest u 2 stop watching bollywood and 2 take more interest in hollywoood coz bollywood is a waste of time as well as money

Unknown said...

Yea I know.. specially the movies right now obviously except for the very few!!
Btw thnx a lot bhai for reading this post(though I had to really bug you to do that!!) :P

Anonymous said...

@riju - no offences bro but bollywood's still got great scope n i must rather say, HOLLYWOOD sucks... all they have is fuck n shit, no doubt they make sum sensational romantic comedies and actors like Gerard Butler(oooooooooo la la) so exist but other den dat, they SUCK.
@dips - great blog gal...

Unknown said...

@anonymous: leave your name or are you gonna be a mystery man in the dark!! :P
and about Bollywood yes they got scope but I think Riju referred to similar sordid 'torturous' movies like the above mentioned one!! Also its High Time Film Makers realized the 'scope'!!
Hollywood well there are some exceptionally good movies.. to name some- Chinatown, God Father series, Bourne series, Inception, Fight Club, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, American Beauty, Forest Gump, If these Walls Could Talk series, The Illusionist, Shawshank Redemption, 300, 12 Angry Men, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Se7en etc...

pheewww I can just go on and on... so they don't suck.. they seriously don't!!

abhishek sahu said...

Awesome post dips, u just opened my already opened eyes... now no longer gonna watch bolly movie in fast fwd mode too :)
btw koi mil gaya was awesome coz of two reasons:
1st: hrithik acted like WOW..!
2nd: we were kid and for us those things were like WOW again..!
@anonymous gentleman who thinks bolly movie sucks and has only fuck and shit... dude thr's life beyond eng p**n :D
keep writing and waking ppl up...awesome :)
-abhishek

abhishek sahu said...

@anonymous gentleman who thinks holly* movie sucks

Unknown said...

@abhi_d_mister_pyrate :P eeeeee am glad that you checked it out, great people like yourself appreciating this means a lot [ofcourse you have to check out, you have no option, it is our co-owned blog and well you are.. ;)]

yea I agree why we liked the KMG so much, your reasons are very valid!! I'll wake people up for sure (no am not an alarm clock, not to be taken seriously) :P :D

Naveen said...

I thought Endhiran was fun, but the rest, yeah, i wish this post should be sent into them as an eye-opener! Nice one and I never knew there were some movies like these at all.

Unknown said...

@nkr4068 ummm, I knew someone who's a RAJNIKANT fan would eventually come up and say the exact lines!! :P

Thnx for appreciating this one!! :)

Priya said...

I couldn't agree more!!
I gave up on Bollywood a long while back. And when it comes to sci-fi, there's nothing better than Hollywood - just re-watched Matrix the other day :)
Not that I am in any way planning to watch this "Ra.One"; but if not anything else, you can at least enjoy a few good laughs watching these people's pathetic failed attempts at special effects and stuff!

Unknown said...

@Priya- Failed attempts, tell me about it.. its fun though very irritating at times..
And Matrix was just... Awe-Amazing!!
what about Transformers? another great sci-fi don't ya think? :)

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